wishlist

living in a car has its ups and downs. the biggest down being i cannot stuff every inch of my space with random thrifted trinkets. it's hard being a facebook marketplace warrior, with no castle to call home. anyways, here's a gallery of things i desire and have desired.

i've never understood the raw magnetic appeal of a furby. until now...

an early 2000's masterpiece. every ub funkey contains the code to a new virtual world. and my middle school self loved a goddamn virtual world.

HO-LY FUCK!!!!!!!

do i want him? or do i want to be him?

a horcrux of mine, for sure.

some things you're better off not knowing.

honestly, i could make a whole page with just campers and rv's. but i'll keep it short and sweet. toyota's are the only cars i've ever driven, and i don't plan on ever switching.

toyota hi-ace, my love... imported right from japan with right-side steering. every version of the hi-ace is beautiful and unique, but this one seems to have gotten a turkish hair transplant and a boob job. anyone got 30k?

gyatt!!!!! sorry. but to clarify, owning a class c rv is a terrible idea. it has the problems of both a house and a car, especially if it is vintage, which are the only vehicles i'm into. i love all old toyota rv's, sunraders and chinooks i am especially partial to, but nothing is goofier than a 1982 toyota mirage, the sloper of the rv world.

not something i particularly want, but i have to share this with someone. there's a homosexual conservative latino elderly dog-loving throuple that lives in my area, and has a room for rent. any takers?

1300 to live in crozet? add 'criminal' to the list.

you've got to admit, the whimsy is off the charts.